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Well now, our Tour founder in the South Hemisphere, our launching pad for 2011 finally ended on a note a bit bitter. A defeat against All Blacks not brilliant, a bomb and a dry media defeat against Australia ... For the case

Basta, you knew the truth for a while here. And coverage has not held much longer. It must be said that the panicked aftermath of the incident, his first instinct was to call his teammate Rodrigo Roncero for advice. With his acting that he will probably convert into a More Beautiful Life in a few years, and his mania to grilling by cameras on the field, we could only predict the worst. The shot of the table, Roncero had already tried to do in game, telling the arbitrator that the black eye of his opponent Toulouse was due to a shock of it against one of the posts. Luckily, the player in question was Florian Fritz and the idea that dark head first against the posts was relatively credible, then it happened. Not twice. In any case the consequences of the deal were not tardée to be felt on the ground in view of the arbitration game against the Wallabies. Before we had a bad reputation, now we have a target squarely on their backs hung. Good after, we are not free from blame either. It is true that when we want to send the game to a hinge-Yachvili Beauxis was maybe not the idea of the century. In fact it's a bit like the Cabinet reshuffle, there's been some sort of mismatch between the ambitions and men on the field ... Increasingly, Beauxis still managed to break. To get hurt I mean, because he was well on the ground even if it does not seem obvious at first sight. I'm really starting to get tired of the French stage, too. I do not know if the Jean Bouin stadium was built on an ancient Indian cemetery or if Guazzini wants to France but still ... Beauxis, Jeanjean, Burban Coreia, Sempere ... cated all ... during which time the door is Hernandez, Pichot, Corleto, Roncero and other Leguizamon at the top level. Maybe for Max, the work of a lifetime was to lose to France in the opening game of the 2007 World Cup against Argentina. Now that he has succeeded, if he could calm down a bit, it would not hurt.

And still on the French stage, his Australian coach who wanted to give me some tips to beat the Wallabies ... what's his name again? Ewan McGregor, something like that ... we can not say I've ever been very helpful. He explained Robbie Deans, coach of New Zealand, was trying to distort the identity and the Australian beauty of the game by forcing players to make passes and play off, and to counter them, the ideal was to make candles . It is very nice but apart from France, I think everyone knows make up the candles. This is also why I put back Damien Traille today is the only one who knows how to do at home. Anyway, Damien I put anywhere and it is good. The other day I was supposed to Emile N'Tamack allow cloning of players and to compose a full back line with Traille. He replied if you do, the Australians will be the same with Giteau, New Zealand with Carter, with O'Driscoll's Irish, etc.. There I realized that even science could not help us. As well try to understand a book on tactics written by Pierre Villepreux.

Anyway, it was still two or three good guys. What is missing is the hinge. 9-There are too many choices, so I do not know what to put, and 10 y 'no choice and I do not know what to put. Do not worry, I still believe in my Francou. Michalak is my mine, sometimes brilliant, often ill, young and hair in the wind, what is my James Dean. I know it goes in the wall him, but hey there are good chances to forge ahead anyway, so might as well go to Porsche. Beauxis is my bail him green: slow and silent, but rather an electric car. But I like Beauxis also, eh. Because it looks like the shy student and persecuted by his classmates in movies, but one day gets angry, becomes a true beast and dismantled everyone in the playground. Well, it looks just clicked. He has already played in bright pink and then with the face of Ségolène Royal Warhol version on his chest, he was caught by Yannick Jauzion speed - which can be annoying to play unless pillar - and finally He was stung in his place by a club player Argentine beach soccer and the lame son of Jean Claude Skrela ... still a little humiliation or two and Bruce Banner turns into Hulk. Perhaps the good will of the outcome of his long-awaited mano a mano with Johnny Wilkinson the next year in the Top 14. I do not mean the classification of the best scorers, but the competition unofficial player who spent the most time in the infirmary of the season.

Key points of this tour then? The performance of the All Blacks against Italy minimizes even more the result of the first test. Then there is always the starting point, there is nothing to be learned from this episode? Do as Matthew Bastareaud would say, you have a coffee table of the past? Let us not forget that there are still a few weeks, winning a victory was the stated objective and that it made everyone laugh. Apart from that, the level of the game, two three and not much lightning. For the show, had better watch matches of South Africa against the British Lions. I guess we'll know a little more next fall. Pending that, I leave this blog on hold. I will come to you may be cuckoo if I have things to say. (Eg down the players on this tour in the press. I have already prepared the text of apology)

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We will still accuse me of playing Mr. I-know-all, but I did notice that the conduct of Cedric had changed in recent days. Early in our stay, he wandered through the corridors of the hotel with a hood over his head and his MP3 player, eyes red, he shaved her hair longer and do more - I mean, even less than usual . Even Thomas Domingo, who had just experienced its third final of the Top 14 lost 3 years of pro career, looked happier. But gradually, there was the best: he opened the shutters of his room, talking to his teammates for workouts, it became brighter too. The other day I ran into him in the hallways, always with his MP3 player, but he sang it:

Since qu'j'vois more Novès, I
of the conversation I'm
more alone in my corner like a pinball
A con

Since j'vois Novès more, I feel free

As Patrick Poivre d'Arvor
I think most bench
Kunavore And ...

Now, I have not thought that it would no longer capable of making such an issue Saturday. Especially as I thought dead after the whim of Nonu. This year, he succeeded only once and that was against Bayonne Then before putting Muliaina and Rokocoko on the ass Y'avait Road. Unfortunately, Vincent Clerc took over in the field of mediocrity to restore some form of equilibrium. Balanced, that is the balance of these two tests. In good French, it was supposed to win by 5 points or lose 30, and finally we managed to hit the middle ground, neither good nor bad. It could almost be a step forward. The sea is calm at all levels: Trinh-Duc, as usual, played in the skirts of Damien Traille, who endorses to perfection the role of handyman and martyr of the team that popularized Jauzion. Mermoz was relatively transparent, as in his early selections, but hey, anyway I think so too Mermoz. I take it just to taunt Guy Noves, the last time as Baby. Mind you, I think Bastareaud not take a nag like there is for journalists who like to annoy me with extremist caricatures of the game in hand.

Speaking of Basta, I guess I will not be able to avoid mention here the case of the weekend. Well, this blog is quite confidential, then I can tell the truth here. And it is not pretty pretty. In fact, Matthew was not assaulted by five men. But by 29: the team of France in full force ... precisely because he was spirited garbling 5 poor New Zealand fans who had advised him to make a plan when he joined his taxi with a cotton candy the size of the afro of Finau Maka hand. We tried to separate them, but control an animal like that, it is not smooth. Besides, do not be surprised of probable packages Domingo Picamoles, I'm afraid they have taken some shots lost in this baston worthy of the best boxes of Asterix. We finally managed to knock him out, Florian Fritz and I suspect of having a little loose on him elsewhere. Anyway, these two there in the same group I've always felt badly at first joint training they had sniffed and growled in the middle of the field. The last time I saw a similar situation, it was the French stage in 1998, when Moscato had met Franck Tournaire during a game against Toulouse. I guess it represents well the evolution of rugby now even three-quarters are dangerous lunatics.

About calibrated, next week will mark my confrontation with Robbie 'Dingo' Deans the man crazy enough to want to play the line three quarters of Australia such as Canterbury Crusaders. We can not say they have made a huge impression during the two tests against the Italians last November and, if I had not taken the Stephen Donald French to please Jean Claude Skrela, we could beat them. Logically, this is still an opposition as strong as those Blacks there. I take the game seriously and I decided to impose lengthy video players to work the game thoroughly. The footage, you think it's funny, a bit like the "pallet" in rugby specialists, but did not. Already, three of us were barely control software paint, so for small images and layout 3D is not even worth it. And anyway, the players have nothing to do. The only one that follows, Thierry Dusautoir. And without batting an eyelash. Yesterday, when I showed the video of a breakthrough Mortlock at the last Tri-Nations, he got up and tried to flatten the screen. Sometimes I wonder if Thierry Dusautoir is not a Terminator sent from the future to make us win the 2011 World Cup. It seems that in Australia there is a boy of 18 who called O'Connor saw his name I would not be in place next Saturday ...

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Some people complain about the lack of ticket on this blog from Saturday's game. Ok, this is not true, but I'll still tell you why this silence.

Just because we're too good. We were asked a victory in this Tour, and ben you are done. The mission is completed, we treat the remaining games without pressure. Anyway there's nothing special to work, the work will be primarily psychological. So I have not much to tell. We'll have to explain to the guys they are not yet world champions and we should not relax after that great result. Okay, it'll be a little hard, when we remember that a few months Montpellier well fancied champions after beating France Dax and Montauban ... Moreover, they always suffer the role of pain group those. On the last drive, I totally hallucinating when I saw Beauxis, yes Lionel Beauxis, was also gone from his small valve with Trinh-Duc: "And for a successful kick, 3 years waiting for you too? ". To think he was a little upset to learn that he will not even be on the bench for the second consecutive week. But I had announced, after this initial success we have psychological edge over the All Blacks, now we'll be even more ambitious, and play more during the second test. To implement such a game plan, I am lazy to put all the important players in the French stage on the bench, so it's also why Saturday Mas, Chabal and Mermoz will play in place of Marconnet, Pape and Bastareaud .

Moreover, Bernardo was a bit hard with Francou. To improve, he still trains every day with our Minister of openness to us, the coach of the "foot yeu" Gonzalo Quesada. Gonzalo has already succeeded in making correct Parra a striker, and it seems that Medard has also progressed on this point. Like what, there's not that Brel in our staff. But Gonzalo is a perfectionist, that I say, an artist. For him, Sson masterpiece would be to 'learn how to play Michalak foot. Since I had no desire to select the model most famous hamburger from France, I left him he had perhaps not yet mature enough in his art, to accomplish such an ambitious project, and that Meanwhile it could be done on the teeth Trinh-Duc. Bastareaud was beside me when I told him that and he took it. It could have been wrong but Francou escaped as a leader. He had already made five All Blacks last Saturday in the wind is not Bastareaud that would scare him anyway. Especially since you can not know be missing is that Francou is a martial arts expert. The evidence . When I tell you that this boy has class.

short, apart from this incident it was a week rather calm, serene. To be honest I'm a little pissed off and so I thought it would be nice to help the small Palisson to finish the book that Patrick Sebastien vacation had offered to prepare its entry into CM2 in September . But it is always the same stuff there, it seems easy but when you do it is ultimately far from clear ... I've scanned a year which I will go. I asked assistance in Maso, history to find a value in this staff, but he failed to respond and told me that Benard Laporte also had never understood in this exercise. I wonder why he told me about this. Anyway, if you will fill me and send me mail, I'd be very grateful.

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Well, I'm already back in history. Better than Skrela, Laporte and Villepreux combined. The first French victory in New Zealand's professional era. If you want to return your jacket, go ahead, make yourself comfortable, I'll leave a little space between the end of my sentence and the next paragraph to do so.

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But I announce now, it's not worth not more than bragging too. You may have noticed in my reading, I have never, but then never doubted that victory. For others on the staff is downright routine: this is the third for N'Tamack, then good one is a little jaded. And finally there are more important than the historical connotation: this victory is the victory. This was expected, the reference famous victory. Ok, we had already said after Ireland in 2007 after the country Wales in 2009 ... we even managed to find a defeat against Australia founder, at home. Was daring. It is not said that in a week we take 40 points from Ebony revenge, but I do not know, may be only by dint of repeating that this is the victory, we will eventually believe it. It's like Trinh-Duc, the force put on the ground, people will get used and never say anything. He also managed to repeat his performance against Italy last tournament: he did anything all game, he insistently tried to kill his second center and seagulls New Zealand, but in the end all the world will hold it planted a beautiful test. When I play Beauxis, is somewhat similar, except that in the end what stands out is the drop of 60m. I prefer the test anyway.

At first, I confess that I felt bad anyway. Oddly, especially 17-3. I thought they were spirits of defiance: Nonu which mimics perfectly the Bastareaud match against Perpignan in the semi-finals of the Top 14. The 5 Blacks who seemed chanting "We are all Aurelien Rougerie" on the test Francou. It smelled bad joke, waking up in the second half and spanking. But in fact nan, they were really bad, replacements Kiwis. Like what, the inexhaustible Players from New Zealand is a bit like the game to Toulouse, an urban legend. You may say I'm tough, especially when you see the match that Medard did. Except that Medard, it is not in Toulouse, it's just the reincarnation of JPR Williams. Poitrenaud can not compete: at best it is Casper the Friendly Ghost. Medard, my holder for the next 10 years. Well after careful, I said the same thing ... Beauxis y 'than the idiots who change their minds. If it happens again, I will know by the press, as is my habit, then I would send a little behind SMS to soften the message. So far this method brought me luck, I advise you for your romantic breaks.

In other satisfactions, there is Thierry Dusautoir, of course, Servat, Picamoles, Ouedraogo, Traille ... but hey, that's normal. What surprised me most is the second line. By aligning two specialists in office, I told myself, I know not, it will not be complementary. Then, in fact, if even that it works better than the 3rd line. So I'll be retrying the blow and let Martin stands, it monitors the history of Dupuy girlfriend - they can talk together like dyeing. Because you have not seen is that the test Messam, Dupuy looked at, spirit to be dredged by Yachvili and this moment of inattention to benefit the Black winger. You speak of the benefits of competition, they began to get drunk just those two. But hey, it must be admitted that apart, Dupuy was excellent. It is often said that 9 are dirty little jerks, well it's true. I slyly me with Dupuy, Parra, Yachvili, Thomas, Elissalde, Tillous-Bordes, Michalak on the arms ... who to choose? Heureuseument, Dupuy signed French at the Stade. It should be hurt most of the time, it will make one less.

Well, everything now is not ignite and is not shit on the next game as after Wales. Basically, we'll try to forget that we are French. It's easy for Team France soccer, as they are booed even at home and they do not know the words of the Marseillaise, but for us, rugby is more complicated still. Go, get to work.

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Human Sacrifice in New Zealand: 15 dead


Well, I gave my XV to the press. What do you think? No I'm kidding, I will not begin to notice the gaffe guys internet.

So I trusted my little Francou I established at the opening. I hesitated. Not between him and Lionel Beauxis, but between him and the girlfriend of Julien Dupuy. He had done for forcing play to his side, saying he would surely have their bearings and more and that he preferred for his first selection. I confess I was tempted, after all that I would be ready-made excuse to justify any. But I did not want his death on my conscience, I already manage the career of Julian Brugnaut. But if, you know, the guy Dax. So I followed my first thought with Trinh-Duc. Not without taking precautions. APPOINTMENT Francois Trinh-Duc at the opening is a bit like organizing a trip Nicolas Sarkozy. No worry, I'm not going to empty the stadium and put on plastic dummies in the stands ... but I still put the package on security guards: Dupuy, Traille, Heymans, Médard. If with this artillery, Francou tempt me a single pump stroke in the game, it's really he wants to piss me off. In fact I had a choice between taking a creative and usher surround nags, and take an opener autistic and surround designer: in both cases was flawed. So I followed my instincts with Francou, because I believe in him.

Why tell me some, who see him as a Michalak and worse? And bin already, because Trinh-Duc is mine, not the fruit of a union between nature cons Guy Noves and Bernard Laporte. It's the same, to choose between Nyanga Ouedraogo and I have my pride anyway. Then there is younger, so it can grow. Playing kids in diapers as Parra and Trinh-Duc is also my insurance to be renewed in 2011. The generation that I really started to happen to maturity for the World Cup 2015 and there will not better than me for a ride. Hehe, not only am I already 100 times Laporte coach of France, but I already know more better the workings of politics than he.

For the rest, I also chose to Bastareaud story he plays in front of Nonu. I told him in training: "You see him and you the same thing. Except that it it runs fast, he let go of the ball at impact and he can make the passes. Regards and learns. " I do not know if he took it very well, this may be true that I lack tact sometimes. I also told him that there, nobody knew him, so he could enjoy the surprise for us to do the remake of Chabal vs Maso 2007. I said he should take advantage because soon, everyone will have got it how it stands for and how to avoid it, just like Perpignan against whom he has been wronged as a fool in the semifinals. He started staring at me angrily and growling, so I swung him that there, Arias was spirited to talk Clerc and Medard, and may be they were trained to convince him to sign at the Stade Toulousain. It went like clockwork. He is gullible anyway.

Another of my choice in brief, is the tenure of Vincent Clerc. The same that even 3-4 months ago, was a serious contender for the RBS 6 Nations for the disabled. At the same time what do I do? It's the All Blacks there 's a minimum of respect to have, I will not send them or Palisson Arias. If it is to take a Kapa O Pongo before the game, no thank you, the players have enough funk like that.

Honestly, I do not know what to expect from this game, and two days before the deadline anyway we can work much. Now he is treating the only thing that we remain in case of frigged: French elegance. We have taken a major step yesterday in convincing Julien Dupuy to cut their hair. Second step: find me a costume for Saturday.

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Smells like fighting spirit


Last night I had a strange dream.

I was in a swamp, a place I'd never seen before, misty, deserted and scary. But I was not alone. A grizzled old man, strangely translucent, was at my side, I struggled to recognize at first but it was Jean Claude Skrela. Then a little further, there was some kind of spaceship shaped cock. A man was heading to the craft: it was Morgan Parra, wearing a yellow jumpsuit in the worst taste and a big blue rubber helmet. But the worst part of all this mess was me. I was 1m10, all curled up with a crutch, green skin and big hairy ears. While I wondered what it was like this shit, Skrela accosted Parra.

JC Skrela: Morgan! You can not go, you're not ready yet.

Parra: I gotta go! I have been waiting too long.

JC Skrela: No! You are NOT ready!

Parra: Maybe ... but I'm not afraid of defeat!

JC Skrela: You'll get scared, you'll have to fear ...

Then it was I who got into talk.

Lievremont: M organ, if you go to Clermont, what did we learn will not help. You will not find there that defeat, disillusionment and failure. There, this is not the dark side that prevails. It's something worse, something inexplicable ...

Parra: I do not care! I have friends there, Bonnaire, Malzieu, Rougerie, and this little barrel-shaped droid, Domingo ... these people need me! They have suffered for too long.

Lievremont: young padawan, if you go in Clermont, as Peter Mignoni you'll end up. Before it was a very talented apprentice, very promising. But once in Clermont, he lost his mind a. Now he lives in a very unwise of the galaxy, where people are crazy, and every night he makes nightmares featuring Agustin Pichot.

Parra: I made my decision. I'm leaving.

While Morgan Parra flew in its futuristic gear, leaving us both, like fools I want to say. Skrela then broke the silence with a sentence to a little class.

JC Skrela: It was our last hope ...

Lievremont: Not .... there's another ..

JC Skrela: Yes ... yes it's true ... about it, I tell you about ...

Lievremont: Yes ... his sister, Princess Trinh-Duc. Mighty is the force in him. Parra, Trinh-Duc, that is the hinge that we need to go to challenge the Black Knights of the Sith in the galaxy of the long white cloud.

JC Skrela: Uh ... nan actually, hmm, I thought of my son, David ... it's a very talented padawan you know ...

Lievremont: A padawan 30 years? I still prefer Box 6, padawan hybrid half droid, half lemur. If it is to lug around a guy certainly talented, but once there is some pressure to cut off an arm ...

JC Skrela: 're a bit hard ... then it is the type to improve with time ...

Lievremont: Sorry Jean Claude, did you may be able to pass the old Junior Jedi Novès crazy, but with me it does not work ...

I woke up in sweat at this time. I had no difficulty in interpreting this dream: Indeed, the transfer of Morgan Parra at Clermont worried me a lot. Little Morgan is my boy, my hand man, my future captain, I believe in him. And he will be buried in Clermont-Ferrand. You think I exaggerate, but between the renegades who want more out of their homes, and Domingo who landed the plane as an all deflated Michelin man, I wonder what I'll do with these guys. Well fortunately, I still Francou. Given its profile opener with a wacky chick kicking asthmatics, I was afraid Novès me and let me take breaks as he did to Michalak. Though. Generally, Novès if he looks to end a Redneck background of France, he managed to become a star. It's the players trained at home he demolished. I also tried to convince Médard bar before it runs like Jeanjean and Poitrenaud. But I had an unfortunate choice of words saying "You will not spend your career in Toulouse ... do not push it." Suddenly, he broke and lunch in the canteen he finished base Marconnet. The 3rd. If it continues like this there will be no player under 20 seconds in the 100m.

Nevertheless, I remain confident. The All Blacks are decimated, and plus I saw the Super 14 and excuse me to say is a sham. Ok their pillars run faster qu'Husein Bolt, a guy is able to pass post-contact as he takes a tackle cathedral by two players at this level it's more like rugby league than anything thing. They will not understand anything when they will take fingers in the eyes and bottoming hand in the rucks. Especially that McCaw will be there to compete in the field. For some it is an incompetent effeminate whistle as Wayne Barnes, they were all black to Cardiff again. Excuse me if I'm going a bit far, but the victory of the USAP has rekindled my fighting spirit.

However the most difficult tasks lie ahead: to communicate this mind to a bunch of players washed, demoralized and a minority of suicide. Between us, I'm not far from making a big mistake: calling Yannick Noah.

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Rougerie Got His Gun


So like that, they are people who want to play it ... Muhammad Ali Indeed, you have also learned before me, Rougerie, Floch Bonnaire and refused to go and defend the homeland and abroad. There's a small difference with Vietnam is that in New Zealand, the outcome of the battle will not be a surprise to anyone .... then Ali had not refused him because he had just taken his third consecutive frigged against Joe Frazier and that he intended to spend the week watching TV with his pot of Haagen-Dazs.

Well, I will not make a drama, one that thinks the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket is Laporte, not me. Then it's still funny to hear the excuses cans they leave us, it reminds me of military service at the time with friends. But I had not sought to be reformed, but when I said during the interview later I wanted to win the Rugby World Cup, I was classified as mentally ill. Then
y'en nevertheless one that I think is Rougerie. It seems obvious that spin is the shoulder when he tries Porical miserably to catch Marty on the test ...

Seriously, when we know that it is Muliaina will try to tackle during the Tour, I will not remember eh. I wanted to call Floch to replace but he declined the offer. The kid has to say anyway, behind Nobody Medard and his time will come soon enough. Well he is wrong: there are Poitrenaud. Ok, I have not even I thought ... Finally my choice
shifted to Julien Arias. Why him rather than Candelon, a SID or even a Donguy you tell me? Physical freshness. Arias plays at the Stade French winger, so I guess his body has been asked very little this season. His hands also shot, but with Bastareaud and Fritz centers in seconds anyway so he will receive no more balls than Paris. I could take it to Marty, but considering the mouths of the Catalan who arrived this morning at the airport, we will say that 4 is enough. Though Mermoz has surprised some with his support of the first drive. It must be said that a player who staggers in the middle of the field, it has something to divert ... it reminds me a little series of Drunken Master with Jackie Chan. There's may be a tactic to draw with it. I'll ask N'Tamack to note on our notebook Idea Engineering, next to the page "in Chabal flanker" on which I had written obscenities for England to France.

I too, like a good Catalan, I confess that I have a little partying. Well, the problem is that getting drunk at 8am, it's not terrible. Surely at that moment that I chose to select Puricelli. It's my side Domenech, take a virtual unknown just to enrage the has-been waiting to be recalled for years. So it's no longer worth dreaming, Nyanga and other Bouihllou if I call you, it's like Martin, to make you play on the second line. It is Vern Cotter by my side cons: by wanting to compete with Novès question brainwashing and fanciful compositions, I think it was a bit lost ... anyway, it's always fault Guy Noves.

I prefer to tell you right away if this epic in the Southern Hemisphere goes wrong.

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A bove ante, ab asino retro has stulto undique caveto


headline I always wanted one of my tickets with a Latin phrase. How it farts too. You saw my profile and more Roman in this picture? Looks like Julius Caesar. Class. To feel it, I'll let you fend for cons.

Let's talk about our first days on the soil of New zéldandais. The main difficulty of a tour is to find automation between players to be ready as soon as possible. Before, we had a good combination: we put all three quarters of the Stade Toulousain. Heymans and Clerc were on the ground with eyes closed, Jauzion launched in intervals Fritz, Fritz threw his fist into the opponent's center. Everything flowed naturally. But Guy Noves could not help but annoy the France team, this season we've established a set needy and I am forced to fend for himself ...

should have seen the state in which they arrived and more. First day was made some small physical test. When Heymans Bastareaud beat in the 100m, I really feared for the conduct of the tour. Basta Rocket proud of him, threw him "Yeah, we can not naturalize Kunavore instead? Because there ...". It almost ended in a fight, but after about 7 seconds of chase, they both collapsed. Vincent Clerc has not done so much better. He used his long injury to work the upper body ... basically, it looked like a guy with his chest and arms and legs Nalaga Shane Williams. With due respect to Dr. Frankenstein budding genetically merge two of the best wingers in the world was not a pledge success. Fortunately there was Medard, rather shaped him. At that time, N'Tamack gave me a nudge and asked "Why is it that Maxime Medard is not Italian? Because not dive ..." I told him: "And why he will never have children? Because it bears no strollers ...". There was a lot of fun. But I think we heard, and he began to sulk. I wanted to comfort him, and I told him that it happened to everyone and we could always bounce back, he had to ask Poitrenaud. Except that I forgot that I had not taken Poitrenaud, and it was not so reassured the coup.

The other blunder was when I wanted to play participatory democracy on the evening meal. Servat proposed a pizza, and everyone turned to Szarzewski. He also began to sulk, he locked himself in the bathroom for 2 hours to restyle. So Remy Martin, who shared his room no longer had access to her dying. It was almost a diplomatic incident. What this generation obsessed with physical appearance? I was not like that myself. Anyway now we can say anything, just a few tackles in the press that everyone is shocked. It's not as if Bernard Laporte we had not used ...

The press, moreover, it leaves me alone for now. They are busy with the final and the usual chestnut about transferring Michalak. Will they say that when a player is announced in 8 different clubs is more of a transfer, but rather a world tour. Anyway, I want to work peacefully. The All Blacks without Carter and McCaw, it should be piece of cake. For the Wallabies, a stout gentleman with whom I spoke the other day at the airport offered me his help, I remember his name. He said he was Australian and he coached the French stage, but I'm not stupid, I know it's Dominici. In short, we'll see.

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Flight 714 from Auckland





This time on the plane, there were few problems between Toulouse and Paris. Must say that for once, the two have been eliminated in the semifinals of the usual blow contest had more cocks their place too. The only one who raised concerns was Matthew Bastareaud. We had forgotten his treatment and suddenly we had to chain him to his seat and ask him a sort of Hannibal Lecter mask as he assaulted them not to Toulouse. It made them laugh besides. Heymans walked towards him to taunt him: "You risk everything if the loose? He'll do something crazy, completely unpredictable ... a password may be? ". Everyone laughed. I, it made me think Floriant Fritz, who was not with us as you know. Problem passport. I imagined Fritz to queue City Hall to have his new papers. If it ends not headbutt that ...

It was left for 23h flight. Each had taken enough care. I was the number I Attitude Rugby was doing a: nice kid, class, well dressed, French what. I do not know why, but Retiere told me that sometimes I think he did OSS117. I well taken, Jean Dujardin, is a nice kid too. I told myself a small plane ride with the guys was also an opportunity to sing some good bawdy songs of the land, history solder connections between us. But we could not because of Julien Dupuy. This context there had brought his girlfriend with him, suddenly there was a little embarrassed to sing the song of the priest who has the balls dangling. He can not live without it seems. But I realized it was a really shitty idea when Dimitri Yachvili began to be dredged, including offering to pass a hand through his silky hair washed with petrol-han. Indeed, competition between Yach and Dupuy rages even a year after. Yachvili when asked for a glass of water at the stewardess and Dupuy outbid by asking two glasses of water, it started to take a turn more and more ridiculous. Fortunately

Dusautoir intervened and asked them to stop the pranks. Dusart, it is in life and in the field. Earlier during takeoff, the stewardesses did ask us to remain seated and fasten our belts. Maxime Medard had the misfortune of getting up at that time to go get his iPod that he had loaned to Clerc, and Titi has leapt like a cheetah to the plate and nailed to his chair. The more surprising in the case was that Medard was at least 7 places ahead of the plane. When I asked Thierry if he did not take two minutes to relax sometimes, he said it's not as cavalier an attitude that he would succeed again to press 30 All Blacks for the tour. Here I thought that if one day someone could tackle Chuck Norris on a rugby field, it could be that Thierry Dusautoir.

Unfortunately not everyone was as conscientious as himself in the group. Starting with Cedric Heymans. When I saw him, unshaven, his hair disheveled, eyes empty, I asked what it would look once it has to suffer the effects of jet horraire. I shivered. Already we had to head banging Retiere wake up, do not push. M'enfin you say, it's no worse than Sebastien Chabal. Sometimes in Marcoussis, I feel cross "Cousin Machin" Adams Family in the hallways. Heymans is increasingly left to land the role of Morticia, missing more than the wandering hand and it was perfect in fact. N'Tamack pointed out to me with Beauxis and Traille had a little foot equivalent, as the rest of their body was useless. Beauxis besides, he was sitting alone at the bottom the plane and it made me a bit of trouble. But at least he was left alone. While montpelliérens were suffering real pain. The slightest little thing was a pretext to mock. "You pass me the salt?" You think you'll make it in three years? " Etc.. When were the Parisians, at least they could say "I'll spend when you have won the Heineken Cup" but against Toulouse was harder to get a good spread. That's what probably motivated Picamoles to sign in Toulouse. A bit like those nerds who stop students from doing their math homework and begin to fight in the schoolyard because they have tired of being victims. Hey by the way, I wondered why I had taken him. Ah yes, because I do not like Elvis Vermeulen. It looks a bit too to Daniel Craig, I shot a suspected spy XV de la Rose.

But when it really wrong is when Szarzewski wanted us to introduce the new jersey of the French stage. A jersey with lightning, which cross over when we were spirited to fly, it's quite wrong. At this point I think it has recalled all of this history of Uruguayan rugby players who have become cannibals after surviving a plane crash. Strangely, Chabal was the only one smiling. Fortunately Dusautoir ended up doing what he had to do and simply plated Dimitri ground, ordering him to store his gadget in his bag.

I think I want my captain.

Kate From Kates Playground Shower

Paint it blue





Ah ah ah. I've been well these idiots. After the last tournament, I had just dropped onto Skrela and I had been charged. So, I thought, to believe that actually I'm not so bad and that everyone has a chance, I will select, even if true I want to. As I suspected, it took just one match to get hurt again and I could remember my favorite lemur expressionless in his place, Lionel Beauxis. Result? We salute my openness and the second chance I gave to Junior, but I still go on tour without him. Excellent. Next time, I'd do the same with Elissalde to calm the rest of the groupies Ernest Wallon. In addition to being sexy in my little shirts sprung, I'm a true strategist. And that's why we will win the 2011 World Cup.

Yes I announced here. Some would say it's impossible, especially since it is played in New Zealand. I replied that I brought up in the Top 14 with Dax Boyoud and Brugnaut as pillars, so I'm not afraid of anything. Not even eat at the restaurant with Jo Maso. I said in the press, I'll drop a hit on the anthill, invent a new rugby. And to do that, I am surrounded. Emile N'Tamack, he played in Toulouse, then he knows a lot about the game of movement. His vision is certainly a little Toulouse dated, but we'll give him a helping lift together. Didier Retiere, ok he has played only Federal, but not tell me he was not a good head pillar. So there must know a minimum. And now, with the generation Gods of the Stadium, even the pillars kind Barcella or Domingo, they would almost look beautiful kids. And since I can no longer select Olivier Milloud, it must be a guy a little weird to prowl the corridors of Marcoussis and scare players who would be tempted to make the wall. By cons of both, I admit it's a little task stands next to me who represents so well the charm of French in my elegant striped suits, and with my little smile that goes well. Here I am at my screen. Excellent.

but beyond that, my great advantage is that I travel extensively through France to monitor different players, so I'm never wrong on my picks. I think that's even why the FFR appointed me, they could save money on my travel to work: I have super reductions through my family card! It is true that the family is something Lievremont, and again you know my sister who plays rugby too. If you find the Williams sisters barraquées, you have seen nothing. A little family in the same spirit, I called about 180 different players during my first year as head of the XV of France. More the merrier, the merrier is my motto. But I see you coming, I'm still not crazy enough to select Michalak. I prefer Francois Trinh-Duc. When he does not know what so, instead of doing anything like Michou, he passes the ball to Jauzion emergency and it is cut. It does not bother me. Jauzion is an old, experienced, he is there to collect for others and do the dirty work. If for the Irish, BOD IS GOD, France, Jauzion is Jesus Christ. His cross is to play alongside openers in two balls. At the same time it is right at home saw what he fucks in a club. Jauzy then, it may not rebel anyway. The only player I know who is speaking unless he is Beauxis. Another one who relies on him when he knows what to do elsewhere. Jauzion is even better than the system France's health, everyone benefits. Anyway I wish him good luck in front of Ma'a Nonu this summer.

Apart from that, I think I pulled a group rather balanced. In addition, although once again I calculated my time, by selecting a majority of Toulouse I everyone for the first test. Some criticize my second line, but my option for the summer tour that has always been to take the butchers of history show them to guys in the south before Schalk Burger and McCaw, put the loaves and tackles it was cathedrals advantage of the French cultural exception. And even then I made soft with Martin Chabal and, last year I ventured bluntly Couzinet. Couzinet is a real beast, he met Vern Cotter stage in a row, it would be able to scare him. My little regret is not taking Auradou. Anyway, last year I was selected one of my brothers, then the operations of charity enough.

Besides the President of the federation, Camou - us in the staff we Camoulox calls it, because some of his statements are at least as funny as this game - has clamped down on the table. Yeah, I invent a new rugby, then I can also invent new expressions. He wants a victory this summer. My answer: Easy enough, you prefer New Zealand or Australia?